after hearing the name, i expected a cartoon jungle, not a casino that feels like an early Friends episode where no one has a clue what’s going on. first thoughts were, okay, at least there are live dealers who actually look like they’re having fun, kind of like a cameo on The Simpsons. as i started playing, i noticed Hippozino baccarat payouts were flashed everywhere, but honestly, the jackpot section felt sparser than a Game of Thrones plot after season 7. just when things looked up, i found out you can deposit with Paypal (finally, something that’s as easy as ordering pizza!). scrolling deeper, the Just For The Win games showed up, which should have been a highlight, but didn’t win me over completely. i kept waiting for some massive jackpot moment like those late ’90s action movies, spoilers: didn’t happen. sure, the fun live dealers kept things lively for a bit longer, but i started to wish the rare jackpots would show up as often as Marvel movie reboots. all in all, the live games saved the day from feeling totally like a Seinfeld B-plot. even so, i’d try something else next time for bigger jackpots. that’s my revised take on Hippozino: fun enough live, but not the payout blockbuster i’d hoped for.